Characters

Job: Beavers Server Vibe: Queer Disaster, Smart-mouth, Softcore Goth

Maggie Paquette is all sarcasm and red flannel until someone needs real support— then she’s ride-or-die. Deadpan delivery. Probably has a playlist called “Songs I’d Strip To, But Like, Emotionally.”

Job: Beavers Bartender Vibe: Chill Brawler with Big Sister Energy

Tatted up and always three seconds away from throwing hands or quoting Big Trouble in Little China like it's a philosophy degree. Maia Tilo keeps the crew grounded… or at least keeps Billy from microwaving knives, again. Don’t mess with her unless you’re into it.

Species: Stuffed Animal (Beaver) Role: Mascot / Roommate / Agent of Chaos

Billy’s not an alien, a cryptid, or a hallucination—he’s just... Billy. A walking, talking stuffed animal beaver with a taste for snacks, drama, and making everything weirder. Once a childhood companion, now a freeloading whirlwind of adventure and bad ideas.

Species: Chameleon Role: Emotional Support Lizard / Freelance Menace

Pantone doesn’t talk—but he doesn’t need to. Every stare from his unblinking lizard eyes says, “I've shed better ideas with my old skin”. He’s Maia’s sidekick, occasional fashion accessory, and full-time judgment factory.

Felicity Wickersham

Ted Cohen

Tristian Russel

Candice "Candy" Vachon

Felix Dumont